One day, Ted and his wife were working in the garden when he suddenly said,
“Your butt is getting huge—bigger than the barbecue, I think!”
He grabbed a measuring tape, measured the grill, then measured his wife.
“See? I was right—your butt is two inches wider than the barbecue!”
His wife just rolled her eyes and ignored him.
Later that night, Ted tried to get a little romantic, but she brushed him off.
“What’s the matter?” he asked.
She replied, “Do you really expect me to fire up this giant grill… for one tiny weenie?”
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