A couple had been married for 25 years, and according to everyone who knew them, they had never had a single argument.
One day, a friend asked the husband, “How is it possible that you two have never fought?”
The husband smiled and said, “It all started during our honeymoon. We went to a ranch and decided to go horseback riding.
While we were riding, my wife’s horse suddenly jumped, throwing her to the ground. She stood up, brushed herself off, walked over to the horse, patted it, and calmly said, ‘That’s one.’
A little later, the same thing happened again. She got up, looked at the horse, and said, ‘That’s two.’
But the third time the horse threw her off, she pulled out a gun and shot it.”
The friend was shocked and said, “What?! You mean she killed the horse?”
The husband nodded.
“I yelled at her, ‘Are you out of your mind? You just shot the horse!’”
The husband paused and continued, “She simply looked at me and said, ‘That’s one.’”
Let me know in the comments if you got the joke!!!
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