A 70-year-old man had never been married. One day, he meets a young woman, and they fall in love at first sight. They get married and go to Florida for their honeymoon.
When he returns, a friend asks how the trip was.
“It was wonderful,” the man says. “The sun, the ocean… we had a great time almost every day—”
His friend interrupts, surprised: “At your age? How did you manage that?”
The man smiles: “Oh, we almost had fun Monday… we almost had fun Tuesday…”
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