{"id":890,"date":"2026-03-26T19:49:58","date_gmt":"2026-03-26T19:49:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/aviralhub.com\/?p=890"},"modified":"2026-03-26T19:49:58","modified_gmt":"2026-03-26T19:49:58","slug":"huge-grill-even-bigger-hot-dog","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/aviralhub.com\/?p=890","title":{"rendered":"Huge Grill, Even Bigger Hot Dog\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"<p data-start=\"92\" data-end=\"234\">One day, Ted and his wife were working in the garden when he suddenly said,<br data-start=\"167\" data-end=\"170\" \/>\u201cYour butt is getting huge\u2014bigger than the barbecue, I think!\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"236\" data-end=\"380\">He grabbed a measuring tape, measured the grill, then measured his wife.<br data-start=\"308\" data-end=\"311\" \/>\u201cSee? I was right\u2014your butt is two inches wider than the barbecue!\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"382\" data-end=\"430\">His wife just rolled her eyes and ignored him.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"432\" data-end=\"636\">Later that night, Ted tried to get a little romantic, but she brushed him off.<br data-start=\"510\" data-end=\"513\" \/>\u201cWhat\u2019s the matter?\u201d he asked.<br data-start=\"543\" data-end=\"546\" \/>She replied, \u201cDo you really expect me to fire up this giant grill\u2026 for one tiny weenie?\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<div class=\"mh-excerpt\"><p>One day, Ted and his wife were working in the garden when he suddenly said,\u201cYour butt is getting huge\u2014bigger than the barbecue, I think!\u201d He <a class=\"mh-excerpt-more\" href=\"https:\/\/aviralhub.com\/?p=890\" title=\"Huge Grill, Even Bigger Hot Dog\u2026\">[&#8230;]<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":891,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-890","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/aviralhub.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/890","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/aviralhub.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/aviralhub.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/aviralhub.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/aviralhub.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=890"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/aviralhub.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/890\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":892,"href":"https:\/\/aviralhub.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/890\/revisions\/892"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/aviralhub.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/891"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/aviralhub.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=890"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/aviralhub.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=890"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/aviralhub.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=890"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}