A couple had been married for 25 years, and according to everyone who knew them, they had never had a single argument.<\/p>\n
One day, a friend asked the husband, \u201cHow is it possible that you two have never fought?\u201d<\/p>\n
The husband smiled and said, \u201cIt all started during our honeymoon. We went to a ranch and decided to go horseback riding.<\/p>\n
While we were riding, my wife\u2019s horse suddenly jumped, throwing her to the ground. She stood up, brushed herself off, walked over to the horse, patted it, and calmly said, \u2018That\u2019s one.\u2019<\/p>\n
A little later, the same thing happened again. She got up, looked at the horse, and said, \u2018That\u2019s two.\u2019<\/p>\n
But the third time the horse threw her off, she pulled out a gun and shot it.\u201d<\/p>\n
The friend was shocked and said, \u201cWhat?! You mean she killed the horse?\u201d<\/p>\n
The husband nodded.<\/p>\n
\u201cI yelled at her, \u2018Are you out of your mind? You just shot the horse!\u2019\u201d<\/p>\n
The husband paused and continued, \u201cShe simply looked at me and said, \u2018That\u2019s one.\u2019\u201d<\/p>\n
Let me know in the comments if you got the joke!!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"